oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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foodishouldnoteat:

Strawberry mousse cake 

foodishouldnoteat:

Strawberry mousse cake 

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.
randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk